18 marzo 2009

Cartas de rechazo y un pájaro en el membrillo.

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Estimado/a fulanito

Nuestro Departamento de Desarrollo ha estudiado su guión mierdoso..

La prioridad del departamento es la de no mantener paralizados proyectos que no se podrán asumir. Por este motivo, le comunicamos que el plan de producción de la compañía no nos permite considerar su propuesta, ya que estamos concentrando todos los recursos al desarrollo de los proyectos aprobados.

Agradeciéndole su intención en colaborar con F, le saluda atentamente

Menganito
Director de Desarrollo

Nota: No retornamos los originales.

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Estimado fulanito,
Gracias por contactar con nosotros.
Informarle que he remitido su email a las personas apropiadas y que en el caso de que se requieran de servicios mierdosos como los que usted oferta, se pondrán en contacto con usted.

Un cordial saludo,
Menganito
Departamento de Comunicación

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Dear fulanito

Thank you very much for submitting your piece of shit to It’s All True – 14th
International Documentary Film Festival.

The selection process was very difficult, and in many cases the slim
difference between inclusion and exclusion was a matter of a few subjective
degrees. By this way, the committee cannot comment the results individually.
This year, we have received 850 submissions for the international
programmes, and we were obliged to make difficult decisions. Unfortunately,
your film was not selected by our committee.

We really appreciate your interest and we do hope to keep in contact for
future editions.
Wishing you a great success, with kind regards ,

Menganito
Festival Director

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Dear fulanito,

Thank you for submitting the piece of shit, by
fulanito to the Berlin International Film Festival. We have watched
the film with great interest and discussed it carefully in the selection
committees of all submitted sections. Unfortunately we have not decided
in favor of its inclusion in this year's program.

Please understand that we cannot individually convey our deliberation.
Our selection is rather small, and its criteria are manifold. Our
decision is by no means a judgement of the quality of the work
submitted. Instead, we consider the shape of the program and how the
subjects, formal aspects and origins of the selected works fit together.

We are sorry not to be able to give you more favorable news. We would be
honored to receive further submissions of yours in the future.

With best regards,

Menganito
International Forum of New Cinema
Potsdamer Str. 2
D-10785 Berlin
www.berlinale.de
www.arsenal-berlin.de
Tel: +49-30-269.55.200
Fax: +49-30-269.55.222